I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
