just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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