how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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