i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he just fucked me for my cheese.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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