The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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