Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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