I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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