Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
