Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
bring money and cleavage
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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