I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he thought i was a dude.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You're a waste of cheezeits
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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