i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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