Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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