last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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