IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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