So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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