Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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