Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize