No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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