i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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