we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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