well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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