Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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