I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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