So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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