If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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