ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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