found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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