Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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