She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
