If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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