i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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