Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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