We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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