My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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