Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Randomize