You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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