we're blogging at a bar
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
