I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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