Where did you get a picture of my penis
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
we should paint friendship bongs
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