I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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