Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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