Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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