Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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