If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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