Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Randomize
