Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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