I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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