you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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