Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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