I'm gonna have a badass scar
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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