I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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