And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
it's like iHOP with fire
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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