Already got asked if we're dating
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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