They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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