ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I need moral support for this bender
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
