Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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